Instructions

(Ever Read ‘Em?)

Check out the goofy snake.  Read the label, laugh, then do like it says and

PUT SOME ON YOUR SKIN RIGHT NOW!

Put it someplace dry.  A little dab’ll do ya. Your Miracle Grooming Elixir absorbs quickly, leaves no greasy, sticky, or slippery residue, and imparts no scent.  Your skin will be soft and moisturized, healthy, feeling almost powdery.

Try it on other parts of your body.  Soon you will be putting it on face, feet, and body.  You will begin to use it as antiseptic salve on burns, bites, and abrasions.

Put a little extra where you are about to shave.  Put more extra where you are about to massage.

One day it will be handy when your usual hair conditioner is not, and you will try it.  You can leave it in or rinse it out and it will make your hair soft, manageable, beautiful.  You will probably never go back.

Meanwhile you will notice that if you had dandruff or acne, they are going away.  You will also find it improving other skin conditions, such as psoriasis, eczema, etc.

Just because you have it around, you will end up discovering other uses, such as lip balm, cold sore treatment, even makeup remover and more.

Soon it will join your swiss army knife, your duct tape, your WD-40:  you will wonder how you ever got along without Traveling Snake Oil.

Get Some On Ya and tell your tale here.

You will start giving it to your favorite friends, and you’ll be back.

You can order some up and try it out here:

Or read on about  Your New Story with Traveling Snake Oil in your life.

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    Miracle Grooming Elixir

    “HEY, is that Traveling Snake Oil in your pocket, or are you just a little happy to see me?”
         Mae West (would have said this)

    Comes in a plain brown box, so you can tell any story you want.  No one will believe the truth.  Try it and see.

    “I have been using it for months and months now, and at this point would find it indispensible. It claims to be very versatile and useful for all sorts of grooming needs, and I suppose it is. But I mostly use it as a pre-shave and after shave balm, and as an all around moisturizer, for want of a better word. It is good for any skin that feels itchy, dry, or otherwise irritated.”
    C.S., Washington DC

    “Vanity of vanities,” saith the Preacher, “vanity of vanities; all is vanity.”
    Ecclesiastes 1. 2

    “Beauty might be only skin deep, but who wants to be ugly?”
         Mark Joyner

    “It feels almost powdery.”
    Rachel C, Deming

    “It’s the only thing that untangles my daughter’s hair.”
    Cynthia D, Yakima

    “Grooming is like the jerks in your life. You deal with them as briefly and pleasantly as possible. You don’t dwell on them.”
    TravelingSnakeOil

    “I used up all my T.S.O. I have always used the Bag Balm which helps a lot but I still seem to usually lose the skin on my hands. Maybe it was a short fshing season or maybe the T.S.O. but my hands’ skin is pristine (even though burning still from picking fish from the net).
    The T.S.O. works great for shaving which is huge because one shouldn’t gamble with pressurized shave cream in airline checked bags.”
    E.O.N., Alaska

    “Ritual he liked, but compulsory routine he hated. Thus, he resented every minute that he now had to surrender to showering, shampooing, shaving, and flossing and brushing his teeth………….. ‘There’s birth,’ he grumbled, ‘there’s death, and in between there’s mainenance.’”
    Tom Robbins, “Fierce Invalids Home From Hot Climates

    Very few whales are killed in the making of  Traveling Snake Oil.

    “Put this on your ruby lips, darlin, and give it back to me a little at a time.”

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